lavicomtesse: My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
on-my-toes-for-you: im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable* Oh my goodness! This right here^^^^
theblueboxiscoming: im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to spiderman dances to the beat no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
coopercomeback: brbjellyfishing: What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister we really need to sleep more on this site
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yanilavigne: (Quotes here)