Anonymous said: Do white people have a culture?
boiled potato casseroles, drying up like raisins under the sun, dancing like you got a squirrel up your butt, shedding like a dog, wearing ugg boots in the summer but wearing flip flops in the winter, seasoning their food with air, trying to tan their pasty skinwhile making fun of naturally tan people, their iphone is more important then their whole family, trying to twerk with a flat cardboard ass, wearing mediocre clothes but making fun of people of other races that actually have style, calling other people “ethnic”, asking you what their name is in your langauge, saying your name or language sounds weird, touching and petting your hair like you’re a dog, crying like a baby when they don’t get to be racist, blaming people of other races for the problems white people created, making out with your pets…etc
OH MY GOD
the real comedy is the fact that this is coming from a dog.
So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one
do you solemnly swear to stay in your lane, your whole lane, and nothing but your lane
embarrassing memories hitting u like
Ladies and Gentleman, the man that will be in history books. He was throwing the burning tear gas. Not to the cops but away from the children protesting. In his American Shirt and bag of chips. Check his twitter.
HE HAS ALSO STATED NOT TO PURCHASE THE T-SHIRTS THAT ARE BEING SOLD WITH HIS IMAGE BECAUSE HIM NOR THE TOWN OF FERGUSON WILL SEE THAT MONEY!
Just needs to be stated again!
“Not to the cops but away from the children protesting”
*puts random healthy fruits and veggies in blender*
*hopes for the best*